Everytime I need to sign some document that needs me to justify or prove my honesty, I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING DISHONEST! And I am tired of it!

Whats the point of this stupidity about justice of the peace? I don’t know any…oh yeah…I know the ones I invariably have to pay off to sign the passport picture, bank application etc…BUT he/she doesn’t know me…hence why I have to pay, for them to tell lie since as I can get sh*t done If I don’t.

Government sanctioned extortion

Is this a setup, is it a post given to old political cronies, whats the point, I am broke, yet I can afford to pay $500 to have my loan documents signed…So I am damn sure, that the miscreants of society who are out to do illegal shit from the get go are in no way hampered by this “security measure”.

AT the going rate of $500 to sign and stamp a document: 10 people per day, 5 days per week, works out to be a whopping 100,000 grand per month, tax free, why the F**K! is this Government sanctioned extortion allowed to take place.

Oh yeah, they are not supposed to charge…BUT THEY DO!! and everybody including the school children in China knows they do CHARGE…not all, not most (well maybe) but enough charge for this ’free’ service for this practice to be as worthless as a third nipple.

These people have no INTEGRITY…they are nothing more than dishonest f*ckers with the government sanctioned privilege to stick their hands in the cookie jar.

CRAZY SUGGESTION

Rather than tax prostitutes, it might be a much better idea to make certifying documents a paid service. Affix a set fee to each ‘Stamp and Sign’ and apply tax like anything else. Because while the concept is sound, Jamaica and Jamaicans are way too corrupt to be expected to honor the spirit of the system…it sounds bad…but unfortunately that’s the way we are and the way it is.

Can you imagine a a medical doctor, who will take $500 Jamaican dollars ($7.15 USD) to pretend to know you…just stop for two seconds, and imagine what this same ‘Doc’ would do for $100, or a $1000USD or more.